We went to the best places in town – that no one we knew, could afford. We had splendid holidays at Club Med, but fought furiously; over the most trivial things.
We were totally incompatible! But we had such a 'ball' together. We were double happy doing all the wrong things. What kind of things are you asking, Advice Girlfriend?
Well we liked nothing more than blowing our wages at the casino, maxing out our credit cards, spending up and drinking like there was no tomorrow. You know those people you see chanting on 'two-up' at the end of a big night at the Casino? That was us!
I need advice from you, girlfriend. You're so mature, you've been around the world so many times, have met the right people and just know it all.
Who better could I ask for. It's just that my family like my wild boyfriend, he was like a ray of sunshine to them. They thought him so much fun. Little did they suspect we were so wild together. So I can't disappoint them, what do I do to get him back?
I know that you've not always been a font of knowledge. You noticed back at university, how easily it was to score top marks in sociology. Didn't you tell us that? You had a knack. You seemed to understand, empathize and predict the motivations of people. If only you’d decided upon a career in it!
Out of sheer frustration you've taken on the task of helping people to work their love lives out. Why? Because that’s what we need of you. Our own 'real girlfriends' are probably not able to – they’re way too busy and way too involved in their own lives.
This I know, Advice Girlfriend. Only too well. Ask them to a party? That’s different. Tell them about winning Lotto, they’ll be all ears. A movie ? No problem.
But our love life? No they’ll probably tell us if I can get an Advice Girlfriend to help sort that out, go ahead. It’s just too hard and too much a time ‘sink’ for them. So keep your girlfriends free from your burdens.
Advice Girlfriend is just a simple workaholic, plugging away, not finding much reward at the end of it all. Most days, in fact are very similar for Advice Girlfriend – until she got this marvelous idea she’d help those in love need in this blog.
She’d contribute by offering advice on her blog, Squidoo, Hub pages and Ezine articles. You’ll find her all over and probably by different pen names. She’s happy with her lot and just wants to help you with yours. So Advice Girlfriend, how do I get him back to please my family?
Anybody got any comments on this one? Advice Girlfriend is still out on it.
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